"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -Did you ever try buying them without money?"

"Intuition comes very close to clairvoyance; it appears to be the extrasensory perception of reality."

"A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when you least expect it. This could make you very unpopular with what is left of your unit."

"Marriage is part of a sort of 50's revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition."

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

"When the debate is over, slander becomes the tool of the loser."

"Practicing the Golden Rule is not a sacrifice; it is an investment."