"Put out the light."

"Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground."

"When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all."

"Practical efficiency is common, and lofty idealism not uncommon; it is the combination which is necessary, and the combination is rare"

"Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time."

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, right or wrong - is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."

"Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail to laugh?"

"Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders."

"Fresh clean sheets are one of life's small joys."

"Go ahead, make my day."

"Being convinced one knows the whole story is the surest way to fail."