"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot"

"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."

"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles."

"Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves."

"Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself."

"I don't believe that the public knows what it wants; this is the conclusion that I have drawn from my career."

"It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity."

"Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much."

"I can see the time when every city will have one."

"Necessity is the mother of invention."

"MYRMIDON, n. A follower of Achilles -- particularly when he didn't lead."

"I am wealthy in my friends."