"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"I don't do drugs: I am drugs."

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."

"The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot."

"I've imagined great victories, and I've imagined great races. The races are better."

"An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court."

"Government can easily exist without laws, but law cannot exist without government."

"When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us."

"Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue."

"Keep thy religion to thyself."