"Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art."

"The vision of a champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion when no one else is looking."

"He who stands in the true middle is seen as an extremist by the real extremists."

"I propose getting rid of conventional armaments and replacing them with reasonably priced hydrogen bombs that would be distributed equally throughout the world."

"True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar; it is not haphazard and superficial. It comes to see that an edifice that produces beggars needs restructuring."

"The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money."

"I'd rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in."

"I can honestly say to you, slaves of the press, that if I had as many love affairs as you have given me credit for, I would now be speaking to you from a jar at the Harvard Medical School."

"You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again."

"INFLUENCE, n. In politics, a visionary _quo_ given in exchange for a substantial _quid_."

"This world is the will to power - and nothing besides!"

"I think I think, therefore, I think I am."