"It's easy to laugh it's easy to hate. It takes guts to be gentle and kind."

"The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of 'Ten Best'."

"Personally I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world [chess] championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility."

"No great leader in history fought to prevent change."

"Yes Madame, I am drunk but you are ugly and tomorrow I'll be sober."

"I have no life, just e-mail."

"Statesmen may plan and speculate for liberty but it is religion and morality alone that can establish the principles upon which freedom can securely stand."

"If thy words be too luxuriant, confine them, lest they confine thee. He that thinks he can never speak enough, may easily speak too much. A full tongue and an empty brain are seldom parted."

"Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better."

"Pluralitas non ponenda est sine necessitate"

"I'm not apt to be getting married in the near future and my lifestyle isn't apt to dramatically change as a result of any new relationship."

"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."