"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"Art is the illusion of spontaneity."

"No soul is desolate as long as there is a human being for whom it can feel trust and reverence."

"The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it."

"Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble."

"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress."

"Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves."