"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

"There's a great woman behind every idiot."

"Just turn left at Greenland..."

"All we are saying is give peace a chance."

"God is a concept by which we measure our pain."

"Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry."

"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so."

"History teaches that wars begin when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap."

"Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed."

"O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us. (O would some power the gift to give us to see ourselves as others see us.)"

"People who are arrogant on account of their wealth are about equal to the Laplanders, who measure a man's worth by the number of his reindeer."

"To be great is to be misunderstood."