"Dreams come a size too big so that we may grow into them."

"If the shoe fits, it's too expensive."

"The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of 'Ten Best'."

"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul."

"The essence of living is discovering. Indeed, it is the joy of discovering that makes life worth the effort."

"The classes that wash most are those that work least."

"For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth."

"FOREFINGER, n. The finger commonly used in pointing out two malefactors."

"Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper."

"Many a zero thinks it is the ellipse on which the Earth travels."

"Without the capacity to provide its own information, the mind drifts into randomness."

"There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness of wit."