"The music at a wedding procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers going into battle."

"One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged."

"Experience is a good school, but the fees are high."

"Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings. (Dort, wo man B??cher verbrennt, verbrennt man am Ende auch Menschen)"

"The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin."

"Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is of course the miracle."

"Two persons cannot long be friends if they cannot forgive each other's little failings."

"A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools."

"I think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex."

"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?'"

"I believe in God, Mozart, and Beethoven."

"We are all born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society."